January 2010
12 posts
Freckle Fetish
“Yeah, I dunno, if I was dating a guy who was really into hair, I would totally grow my bush out, no problem.  I would choose a hairy fetish guy over a..…freckle fetish guy,” which reminded me as I said it that I had just encountered my first freckle fetish customer at the strip club this week. I’ve had customers remark on my freckles and moles in the past.  One time a customer came in, sat at my...
Jan 1st
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December 2009
26 posts
“Back off. Go fake yourself a life somewhere else.”
– The Sexademic on Alexa DiCarlo
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
New York Strippers Suing Rick's Cabaret →
Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Freemasons Behind Faux Ho
I remember first realizing why my mom had no sense of humor when I was watching the Tomacco episode of The Simpsons.  She was growing increasingly irritated with my laughter and snapped,  “You can’t do that in real life*!  I don’t know why you like this show.  This is so stupid.”  I tried to reassure her that I was aware that Tomacco doesn’t exist and that it was just supposed to be funny.  I...
Dec 24th
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More thoughts on the Faux Ho
Alexa Di Carlo, I know how you feel. from Mistress Matisse’s Journal A Tangled Web from Hooker Addict “Can you tell which thing is not like the others?” from Confessions of a Message Board Hooker!
Dec 22nd
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Oh Snap.
Fact or Fiction (The ‘Alexa Di Carlo’ Question) from Mistress Matisse’s Journal “Fraud and falsehood only dread examination” from Confessions of a Message Board Hooker! (This is from about a month ago.) Alexa / Real Princess Diaries: “Faux Ho” Blogger? from TastyTrixie.com
Dec 21st
Strippermobile Winter Tour 2010 →
Yep.
Dec 19th
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Faux Ho Bloggers
As a quick addendum to this article by Monica Shores, I’d like to say a little more on the subject of “Alexa DiCarlo.”  She’s the fakest fake that ever faked.  She’s a fake Secret Diary-inspired high-end cosmopolitan “courtesan” grad student sexpert who got her start as a barely-legal stripper. Here’s a favorite entry among us (real) strippers about...
Dec 19th
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Reality and Faux Ho Bloggers →
This is a must read.
Dec 19th
Dec 18th
WatchWatch
In case you didn’t know, December 17th is International Day to End Violence Against Sex Workers.  It’s not too late to donate to Sex Worker Outreach Project here.
Dec 18th
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Stripper Sundaes? →
Naked women are so boring.  Men love dairy products.  Mixing food and sex is sexy and in no way disgusting.  Go pick up a tarp and raid your fridge for your best sex ever tonight!
Dec 16th
Portland needs more strip clubs! →
Dec 16th
Santa Claus is coming...
I’m really going to do my damnedest not to fill this entry with so many puns that it reads like a handful of popsicle sticks, but here goes.  Last December I sat on Santa’s lap at the strip club and told him what I wanted.  I wanted $20 more dollars.  Not for Christmas, just for the next song.  He bought a total of three dances.  Hustling him was easy enough.  I decided right away that any man...
Dec 14th
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Smell ya later
In January 2009 the smoking ban in Oregon finally went into action, after having been passed by legislators a year and a half earlier.  I spent all of 2008 counting down the months until I would no longer have to be a technical smoker.  I thought it was going to be the greatest thing ever.  My hair wouldn’t stink.  My clothes wouldn’t stink.  My eyes wouldn’t burn all night. As great as it’s been...
Dec 13th
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Some Portland strip club news
More new clubs have popped up this month Portland. The Big Bang underwent a remodel and changed its name to Lure Exotic Lounge.  There is now a Cabaret III in what used to be a Black Angus in Forest Grove, and Mystic Lounge opened in the former Hooters across from Club 205.  Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s probably “delightfully tacky yet unrefined” too, and at least the girls who work there won’t all...
Dec 13th
Gigi
I usually change the names of customers that I write about to protect the (not so) innocent, because it seems like the polite thing to do.  This lady’s name is not actually Gigi, but it’s something pretty comparable and equally as cutesy.  The best thing about her nickname is that she is a grumpy butch dyke with a stripper name.  It was a term of endearment from a college boyfriend that happened...
Dec 13th
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Dec 13th
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Dec 10th
Man rejected by stripper threatened to bomb club →
Dec 9th
Lap dancing isn't just girls having fun and being... →
(via Melissa)
Dec 7th
I hope my customers don't read this. →
Dec 5th
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Dec 3rd
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I'm Bored.
Things I have: 1. “Teach Me Tiger” 2. “Beat On The Brat” 3. “Knowing Me, Knowing You” Things I need:
Dec 3rd