December 2010
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Dirty Talk
“Does it make you excited to know that I’m going to stroke my cock later and think about you?” The friendly Tim Robbins look-alike widower in the Hawaiian shirt was really letting loose.
I pretended not to hear and instead flipped my hair around, like I was too caught up in the moment for free dirty talk. I spied on him out of the corner of my eye. He was visibly excited (not an erection,...
I'm A Fraud.
It’s been a while since I’ve had a customer tip me a larger bill by accident. Or at least, I was pretty sure it was an accident because the tipper had never liked me and was usually pretty rude. And yet, I was almost sure he saw that he had set a $20 down, or at least I thought I was sure…it was hard to decide. I felt mildly guilty and usually try to “do the right thing,” so I texted a...
Rookie Mistake
The manager (no longer the dude who was stabbed) is a tiny guy who always wears suits and has a voice identical to Gilbert Gottfried’s. Because of his stature and vocal volume, he is very talented at sneaking up on and scaring the shit out of people. At least once per shift, he causes me to jump and catch my breath while he cackles, endlessly amused, “HAHAHAHAHA!” I should really type...
New Low
I recently had a new all-time low: I got into an altercation with a strip club customer over a video poker machine. I think it’s going to be hard to tell this story without also explaining that I don’t do crystal meth, “He knew that machine was winning! He was just jealous that I was WINNING!”
I’ve referred to that particular customer as “Guy that nobody likes” before on twitter, because...
Sex Worker's Rapist Charged with "Theft of... →
Remember this? Most people don’t. In 2007 in Philadelphia, a prostitute was gang raped at gunpoint and the judge dismissed the case, calling it “theft of services.” This really happened. It’s the sort of thing that I have on my mind when I talk about the importance of December 17th.
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