A Sixty-Something Persian Guy Peed On Me And All I Got Was $20
Top 10 Things I Love to Hate Right Now
All I Wanna Do is Wannadance, or, Home is Where the Money Is: a rambling update
There but for the grace of God go I.
A Tale of Two Shifts, Part I (the bad shift)
“can act interested in anything from commodities trading to managing a Taco Bell”
You know it’s a recession when…
What does YOUR pussy smell like?
Relax your body and control your alcohol.
Bank Robberies and Suspicious-looking Moles
my favorite dressing room sign
Who ever said that it’s the thought that counts?
“Would you like a dance from me, or…me?”
A Picture of Lionel Ritchie is Worth 1,000 Words
Pee Guy Part 1, The Golden Rule
On the subject of furry legwarmers
She can kill with a smile, She can wound with her eyes
The time that I learned that “hobbyists” are more than model train builders and bird watchers.