This guy cracks me the fuck up. I have a soft spot for his crazy self because I find him endlessly entertaining, except for the time that we had a tiff. Maybe these texts aren’t funny if you don’t know him, but I might make them a regular installment. I wish I had saved the ones where he quoted Casablanca to me and then sent subsequent texts apologizing for quoting Casablanca to me. I think it is safe to say he smoked some “dope” tonight.
11:01
Im broke til thurs or frydi. (why not? All the letters, some moved, same pronunciation.)
11:08
Ooops, I forgot the a in Friday. My whole plan to redesign the spelling is shot to hell. Later…
11:13
Lol catz already redesigned spelling. Well, maybe Sat then?
11:20
Perhaps. Oooh how about perheps. Please shoot me before I go simple. R
1:00
Frydai. Were back in business! I figure if everyone who spells it that way sends us ten cents per use, well be rich. Now its your job t
1:02
Did my message get cropped? good night.