Updates & Links
- I have something on The Hairpin today about bachelor parties.
- I’ve been sick a lot this year (a string of colds/flus, six since January to be exact) but am trying to blog more. I’m good about tweeting. (Too good, you might say.)
- I no longer have a crush on K.Fed the DJ. He gave me a hug and his pecs hurt my boobs very badly. I don’t want to hug him ever again. I think I mostly appreciated his extremely optimistic outlook on life, which was appealing compared to the kind of emo guys that I usually date. Emo as in the vibe, not the aesthetic.
- Friendly acquaintance/colleague Elle wrote a piece on SlutWalk that has been extremely popular on Tits and Sass. I thought about her as I started violently hitting a man with my leather clutch at work the other night. He came up behind me and slid his hand under my butt cheek, heading into my crotch and I turned around and just started “wailing” on him, as the kids say. It was somewhat satisfying. I would have had him kicked out, but he was on his way to get dances from a friend and I wanted her to get his money. He whined to her that he was “from Alaska.”
- Speaking of the geographical defense, this is basically my favorite thing ever. Go forth and read!
- This is my favorite recent thing on tumblr.
- My poor hairdresser watched a woman rub a popsicle around her anatomy on stage at Casa Diablo and then eat said popsicle. Now I know what I’m doing for my half birthday.
- Along the lines of my last tumblr post, my diabetic coworker got caught dumping a shot on the ground because her customer was wearing sandals and his feet got wet. Happy Summer!
10:44 am • 28 June 2011 • view comments